*This monologue was an assignment for a theatre class I took in middle school. Eventually I wrote a one-act play, which was performed by the class. Sadly, the word document of the play was corrupted and there was no back-up copy. It was very funny and well received. I wish I could post the script for you to read.
(Spot shins on – Two arms chairs. One side-table with a glass of water.)
(enter stage right)
I know I’m late, but I’ve discovered a new phobia. I now have amaxophobia, fear of riding in vehicles. I know, I know you’re gonna think that I just discovered this one on the internet, but I didn’t. I seriously sat in the care and just couldn’t bring myself to turn the key. Think about it; all those crazy accidents you hear about. (sits in chair closest to stage right) Read more